rystan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

Wow man

Rofl the dancng tribesman and marios face xD!!! God this is awesome

[We Hate Modern Warfare 2]

RAMIREZ RAMIREZ RAMIREZ!!!

Ramirez repell off a cliff and snipe that ghillie sniper over there as you tumble down the rocks while killing general shepherd with that fork!!!
Ramirez ram your helicopter into that predator missle and miraculously survive for the next mission!!!
Ramirez define the laws of bullet penetration and run through an air field filled with russian soldiers and shepherds men as they try to kill you!!!
Ramirez stand in that estate for 5 damn hours you try to get enough intel to find out where that makarov retard is hiding!
Ramirez jump off a cliff and do a swan dive after that ump45 that german soldier thats from WW2 how did he survive idk but after that kick that guy in the nutsack and use his nose to repell that bullet flying straight after you as you try and kill a juggernaut with a blunt object!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ARGH!!!

[We Hate Call of Duty: WaW]

101: People who vote zeros

Wow i love how so much people are giving this guy a zero, its comedy gold. And im pretty sure the people giving him zeros hate a good 20 things in this list, so... no. Also i would like to point out that its a PARODY (Pare-o-dee) THAT means hes making a JOKE... do you all know what a JOKE is? But any ways enough baby talk, great animation it was really funny!

[Doctor's Visit]

The Original

The one that started it all :D i love all of your videos dude.

[The Race!]

Pfft...

Short and funny :D

[Halo Reach - Clay Trailer]

Nice job!

This is actually a remarkably smooth trailer based claymation. Not most are good at claymation but you are great! Bravo!

mattuiop responds:

thank you rystan! :D

[A Paper Mario Fight 6.]

Wow guy...

I'd like to say that once again, you have wasted my time, and nearly made me have an earshot accident. I'm not even going to fully extend this response.

[RIP K0RKZ]

Just shape up!

Ok, i'm not going to completely slam on this guy's death, but this isnt a very sensical self look into what his death really is. You see a squared picture rise from a tombstone into the sky, does this even teach a right lesson? Now not to be mean, but you and your friends' games are a good bit of a waste of time. Please make a game that is worth looking at, hear me out for a second, this doesnt contribute to the site well. Its basically a pityful attempt to show everyone a relook into his death. Show something with a little more emotion in someone dying, this makes it look like you were happy to see him drop dead and your happily presenting him to heaven.

[s0und = g0d]

Seriously?

Wow... i thought you were a good game maker, your wasting our time, nobody is going to acknowledge you. Play a game, a classic game like shift, Toss the Turtle, Dad n' Me, and you will SEE what this website is about.

[Haruhi FUCK XXX]

Wow people xD

All of you bad commenters disgust me, you want to watch sex over the internet, not to mention its animated sex. The author simply put this up to see how low you would stupe just to look at animated dick and puss. So calm down, and if you want to know what sex is, buy a whore or get a girlfriend.